LaN Adventure 2: 19th Super Smash Bros. Tournament(WiiU/3DS)

*Has taken out 55 Miis, and decides to call you via Kirby and the Amazing Mirror Cell Phone.* :-P
"Hi! What're you up to? I'm defeating Miis." :-P

*Answers phone with right hand, which is a horrendously outdated flip phone Computer bugs me to replace.* "Oh, hey Glubby. I'm in Smash Run looking for a decent challenge before the Tourney starts. Haven't found one yet, but it's early days. Uh, minutes. There've been some Goombas, a few Koopas some... oh wait, some ah... candidates are spawning in. Just a second."

A Darknut and a Bonkers spawn in on either side of me, flanked by Eggrobos. I toss the phone high into the air to free up hand space. I start by performing Ninja Kirby's 'Stealth Slash' across one of the Robos, then draw my blade to strike at each other robot on the Bonker's side individually, cutting them apart. I turn and swing my blade in mid air, producing Razor Wind slashes to appear over each robot, damaging them. I lunge at the nearest one, cutting it in two, sheathing my blade afterwards as the phone reaches the peak of it's arc. The Darknut attempts to attack, but I lure it into attacking the rest. I turn away, reading a strike as the knight's last attack heads towards me. Tele-stepping behind it, I use final cutter (which was a Sword move in Squeak Squad  :-P ) removing the armour on the first attack and defeating it on the second. I sheathe my blade once more, walk back to my original spot, and beckon the Bonkers to take a swing, which it does. As the move lands I use the Critical Juncture counter move from Monster Hunter Generations, cutting the hammer in two. I sheathe my blade, catch my phone, and walk away as the Bonkers falls over, defeated.*

"Sorry. Yeah, so far none of these guys put up much of a fight. I can style on them pretty easily, sadly. Hope the actual matches aren't like this."

(OoC: What, can't I satisfy my inner anime when fighting against mooks?  :-P )

*Is casually batting aside the combined firepower of two roturrets with my sword whilst chatting on the phone with the other hand, sending the shots at various angles to strike down enemies around me.* "Sure, if  you don't mind a 4001  :-P . Might have to be after the tournament though." *Uses Kunai to teleport to the roturrets and slice them apart. Time runs out and the final section of Smash Run begins.* (OoC: SUSPENSE :-P )

*Computer suddenly gets in touch over the line* ::Sir, that is number 975. This is the current record holder.:: "Thank you computer. Sorry 'bout that, but in my line of work you hear the same phrases so often, it's a game to count how often you hear them.  Don't underestimate... thing is pretty common all told. Got computer running a ticker." *I line up at the start alongside Snake, Pichu and Ice Climbers, my three opponents. As the game begins, Pichu is rapidly left in the dust for their shameful K.O.  :-P . Snake and Ice Climbers managed to amass a large amount of jump bonuses and have good vertical recovery, so they are able to keep their ground on me, as my vertical ability is pretty poor outside good natural jumping prowess (with my upwards mid-air tele-step counting as a second jump more than a recovery). I fire a kunai onto Snake and allow him to take the leadwhilst I smash Nana into a danger zone, KOing her whilst leaving Popo around, unable to use his recovery and slowing him down immensely. In the last few seconds, I teleport to the Kunai I put on Snake and footstool him to claim the win in the last moments.*

(OoC: I reckon since we're using this as a preliminary match I ought to use characters who haven't shown up in Smash 4  :-P . Implication being they didn't make it through preliminaries.)

OoC: Oh right
Well, the problem is, Jimi's low-key running the RP. He's got that story in mind (hopefully) that he wants to tell, but he's not here, he's on holiday. So...
until he comes back, that causes problems. 

Although we could do some more fights whilst waiting for him to get back. I enjoy these RP's, I'd love to do more. And I've got my own I want to 'dungeon master' if you know what I mean, but I'd like to get this one complete, showing off a bunch of my characters abilities for reasons that will become obvious.

There was Glubby's Super-Dangerous-Mega-Powerful-Defeats-Nearly-Everything-Training-Bot-4000. Might that work?

*Activates the training room for my Super-Dangerous-Mega-Powerful-Beats-Nearly-Everything-Training-Robot-4000. All are welcome to combat against it.* :-P